My life is the Dark Souls of lives.

leveling your equipment is more effective than leveling your soul?

it's possible to invade and torment, but mechanically and structurally it's far easier to just summon in as help?

andre of astora is the only character rigged to move their mouth?

You have a loyal fanbase that wants to do nothing else but play with you?

You your fanbase into weirdly choreographed pyrotechnical dances with death?