I'm sick of doomer posts and I want to laugh at hidden weird reactionary sentiments in children's books.

  • UlyssesT [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    I HATE GREAT CANDYMAN THEORY :troll:

    I HATE GREAT CANDYMAN THEORY :troll:

    • happybadger [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      Questions from an Oompa-Loompa Who Reads

      Who built the chocolate factory?

      In the books you will read the names of chocolatiers.

      Did the chocolatiers haul up the lumps of rock ?

      In what houses of whimsical Wonka Chocolate Factory did its workers live ?

      Where, the evening that the chocolate river was finished, did the hydrologists go?

      The candy meadow is full of lollypop trees.

      Who erected them ?

      Over whom did the Capitalists triumph ?

      Had Wonka Chocolate Factory, much praised in song, only palaces for its owner ?

      The young Willy Wonka conquered the market.

      Was he alone ?

      Wonka defeated the other chocolatiers.

      Did he not even have an Oompa-Loompa with him ?

      William of Wonkaville wept when those children died on his production line.

      Was he the only one to weep ?

      Every page a profit.

      Who made the bars for the owner?

      Every 10 years a great man.

      Who sold the chocolate?

      So many reports.

      So many questions.