extremesatanism [they/them] to literature • 2 years agoLet's talk about how fucked Charlie and the Chocolate Factory wasmessage-squaremessage-square84 fedilinkarrow-up172file-text
arrow-up172message-squareLet's talk about how fucked Charlie and the Chocolate Factory wasextremesatanism [they/them] to literature • 2 years agomessage-square84 Commentsfedilinkfile-text
I'm sick of doomer posts and I want to laugh at hidden weird reactionary sentiments in children's books.
minus-squareUlyssesT [he/him]hexbear22·2 years agoI HATE GREAT CANDYMAN THEORY :troll: I HATE GREAT CANDYMAN THEORY :troll: link
minus-squarehappybadger [he/him]hexbear8·2 years agoQuestions from an Oompa-Loompa Who Reads Who built the chocolate factory? In the books you will read the names of chocolatiers. Did the chocolatiers haul up the lumps of rock ? In what houses of whimsical Wonka Chocolate Factory did its workers live ? Where, the evening that the chocolate river was finished, did the hydrologists go? The candy meadow is full of lollypop trees. Who erected them ? Over whom did the Capitalists triumph ? Had Wonka Chocolate Factory, much praised in song, only palaces for its owner ? The young Willy Wonka conquered the market. Was he alone ? Wonka defeated the other chocolatiers. Did he not even have an Oompa-Loompa with him ? William of Wonkaville wept when those children died on his production line. Was he the only one to weep ? Every page a profit. Who made the bars for the owner? Every 10 years a great man. Who sold the chocolate? So many reports. So many questions. link
I HATE GREAT CANDYMAN THEORY :troll:
I HATE GREAT CANDYMAN THEORY :troll:
Questions from an Oompa-Loompa Who Reads