The cold war propaganda has really been ramping up the last 10 years, hmm?

  • kristina [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    its true, the slavic brainpan predisposes the czechs to psychic manipulation and they can force you to pee and poop your pants

    • AcidSmiley [she/her]
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      2 years ago

      that's a lot better than my hidden superpower, which is not being bothered by cold coffee

      • kristina [she/her]
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        2 years ago

        i consider my real superpower to have happened early on in my transition. all genders were extremely, ungodly attracted to me for like 2 years due to my femme androgyny. now im just a boring old lady

        i literally had a straight christian conservative male hit on me in a hallway, immediately followed by a straight christian conservative woman. then, i went to the lgbt resource center same day and a butch lesbian hit me up

        i felt so powerful right then :sicko-fem:

        • AcidSmiley [she/her]
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          2 years ago

          me reading this while i'm about to dive headfirst into the androgynous phase of my transition: :turtle-pogger:

      • Neckbeard_Prime [they/them,he/him]
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        2 years ago

        But alas, that superpower comes with the fatal weakness of having your mouth burned by room-temperature gazpacho soup.