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  • WoofWoof91 [comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    reminds me of the (unironic) american reaction to a shooting in london a few years ago
    guy was parked on the curb, someone walked up, emerged from the crowd on the street, pulled a pistol from his hoodie and immediately shot the guy in the head

    cue americans with the "if the guy in the car had a gun, he would have been able to defend himself!"
    car guy didn't even know he was in danger til the bullet hit him

    • Shoegazer [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      Americans are born with bullet time so they can sense every bullet coming their way