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minus-squarekristina [she/her]hexbear35·2 years agobruh my mom milks that shit like crazy 'I'M SO OLD I'M DECAYING PLEASE DISCOUNT NOW' link
minus-squareMerryChristmas [any]hexbear29·2 years agoMy parents don't look nearly as old as they are, so they have to show ID for the senior discount when they buy booze. Life comes full circle. link
minus-squarekeepcarrot [she/her]hexbear2·2 years agoI still get carded to see if I'm 18. Not often, but enough. I fix this by going to places regularly. link
minus-squareMerryChristmas [any]hexbear2·edit-22 years agoI went to buy my aunt a pack of smokes once and they tried to take my out-of-state ID as a fake. I'd been smoking for a decade at that point, but if I don't have facial hair I look like a college student. link
bruh my mom milks that shit like crazy
'I'M SO OLD I'M DECAYING PLEASE DISCOUNT NOW'
My parents don't look nearly as old as they are, so they have to show ID for the senior discount when they buy booze. Life comes full circle.
I still get carded to see if I'm 18. Not often, but enough. I fix this by going to places regularly.
I went to buy my aunt a pack of smokes once and they tried to take my out-of-state ID as a fake. I'd been smoking for a decade at that point, but if I don't have facial hair I look like a college student.