• Pluto [he/him, he/him]
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    9 months ago

    Macbeth: "I am Macbeth.

    And I say: Make America Great Again!"

    Trump: enters the stage "Now you're speaking my language!"

    Macbeth: "I'm actually speaking Middle English at best!"

    Trump: "Want to learn how to speak American?"

    Macbeth: "Sure! Did I mention that I hate the gays now?"

    Dance number starts and Macbeth and Trump sing about how much they hate abortion.

    Curtains close in.

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