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oh my god I thought the lines from the "inquisitive gf" meme were made up they were real
"Sweet Dave, the supply of weapons is completely classified, which is great!"
I laugh and giggle anew every time I read this
when I saw these quotes I assumed it was some wet-eared 20 year old. the guy is 63!
As a veteran of
[REDACTED] we often experienced these 
[EXPUNGED] and that's why we are so strict about volcel training for all new people.- Show
The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.
نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.
