this girl

told an antifa supersoldier nearby to eject the guy and he got shoved out of the building and ate some dirt on the way out

:sicko-fem: i love the community

  • Awoo [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    Too big I'm thinking more ant-sized and extra bite-ey. Think about what a cop will do when they're in line and they realise some tiny insect thing is inside their armour biting them painfully. They're going to react exactly like anyone would react and put on the fastest strip show you've ever seen.

    • pooh [she/her, any]
      ·
      2 years ago

      In that case, we might want something like this: https://www.antkeepingdepot.com/collections/ants

      Also:

      Gamergate has been collecting ants for sale for a long time and they are not only the best and healthiest ants you can buy, but they also offer the largest range of species and colony sizes available for sale exclusively at Ant Keeping Depot.

      The mid 2010's were a pretty wild time.

      • Awoo [she/her]
        ·
        2 years ago

        :lenin-confused: Who is Gamergate? Isn't that like... A thing? A movement/event?

        Very confused.

        EDIT: These are EXPENSIVE and it'd take a while to breed enough ants for weaponisation lmao. Maybe this isn't viable.

        • pooh [she/her, any]
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          2 years ago

          What about this idea instead?: https://www.wikihow.com/Make-Itching-Powder

          Would be pretty terrible if that powder got inside of all that clothing and armor on a particularly hot day :sicko-blur:

          • Awoo [she/her]
            ·
            2 years ago

            Just discovered you can buy Springtail flies by the TUB for like 2bucks. Use a drone to drop a combined package of completely normal springtail flies AND itching powder on them. Their reaction to the physical effects will be fear that it's coming from the flies.