Think of it this way, especially if you're stuck in a suburb.
:porky-happy: doesn't want you to go to the gym, if you go to the gym, you are less likely to buy porky's overpriced, addictive medicines. Porky wants a population of weak, sluggish individuals. He knows "keep 'em weak by keeping 'em poor and keeping 'em busy." Every rep you do, every mile you run, porky hates it. And GOD forbid that you are in good enough shape that you are able to defend yourself against a fash.
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Think of it this way, especially if you're stuck in a suburb.
:porky-happy: doesn't want you to go to the gym, if you go to the gym, you are less likely to buy porky's overpriced, addictive medicines. Porky wants a population of weak, sluggish individuals. He knows "keep 'em weak by keeping 'em poor and keeping 'em busy." Every rep you do, every mile you run, porky hates it. And GOD forbid that you are in good enough shape that you are able to defend yourself against a fash.
Spite is one hell of a motivator.