It's your destiny damnit,
::: spoiler
if you won't become the worm, your son will and usher in 3000 years of Duncan Idahoes and beefswellings under his tyrannical reign!!!
:::
Idk if the spoilers worked on hiding the middle books of the series' plot & honestly Lemmy documentation is too frustrating for me in my current state to figure out if I hid my spoilers correctly or not. Plainly this calls for a Butlerian Jihad.
Literally what else am I gonna do? Apparently this is the best option. I searched for a path where things didn't get so fucking weird, but apparently that's just not an option.
Bruh your mom is your lifelong enemy's kid & your dad's side of the family has been engaged in that same blood feud for hundreds of years. It's not about you: you're an instrument for wheels within wheels within wheels. Let go, ride the worm, make a few babies, and enjoy the intergalactic massacre committed in your name, ok sweatie?
Lighting a doob of the dirty wormy off my lasgun in feality to you, Usul
Light your doob but do it for yourself and for your own people!
You truly are the Lisan al Gaib! Muad'dib! Muad'dib!!!
Cut that out!
It's your destiny damnit, ::: spoiler if you won't become the worm, your son will and usher in 3000 years of Duncan Idahoes and beefswellings under his tyrannical reign!!! :::
Idk if the spoilers worked on hiding the middle books of the series' plot & honestly Lemmy documentation is too frustrating for me in my current state to figure out if I hid my spoilers correctly or not. Plainly this calls for a Butlerian Jihad.
Sounds like not my destiny at all.
Fine, fine. Go march off into the desert blind. Your future will catch up to you.
Literally what else am I gonna do? Apparently this is the best option. I searched for a path where things didn't get so fucking weird, but apparently that's just not an option.
Bruh your mom is your lifelong enemy's kid & your dad's side of the family has been engaged in that same blood feud for hundreds of years. It's not about you: you're an instrument for wheels within wheels within wheels. Let go, ride the worm, make a few babies, and enjoy the intergalactic massacre committed in your name, ok sweatie?