> be me, Abimael Guzmán
> be philosophy prof in dead-end uni job
> long to wield power
> have god complex and horny for ladies
> local orgs keep throwing me out for being a sexpest and a spiteful asshole
> local leftoids dont see my brilliance
> don’t care, am god, am chairman gonzalo
> have cia contacts through uni
> fuck it why not
> get money from cia to start my cult / party
> start my own party cult with blackjack and hookers
> cia promises i can be dictator
> get guns
> get coke
> get sex cult
> write cocaine manifestos about how everyone is fake except me
> tell followers way to get proles is to massacre them into class consciousness
> murder over 24,000 ppl, including bebes
> still no mass line, probably just need to kill more
> cia tells me 2 chill
> ignore cia, slaughter more bebes (boiling hot water 🥵)
> everyone in peru hates me now
> don’t care, am god, am chairman gonzalo
> mfw cia turns on me and puts less batshit fash dude in power
> new fash dude named after apples or some shit
> mfw new fash gives all the peruvians shit tons of shotguns instead of apples
> wtf all my cultists are getting blown apart with shotguns
> mfw my adventurism turned peasants from lumpen to reactionary fash
> mfw i get locked up for war crimes by the fash gov I helped create
> am in jail
> no guns
> no coke
> no sex cult
> don’t care, am god, am chairman gonzalo
> cia says “dont worry fam, we’ll make you popular in usa”
> start building my party cult again from jail
> crackers love me
> already lost so perfect martyr
> chauvinist crackers keep sending me money
> hell yeah still got it

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