Side note: I might start being more self-sufficient soon, if all goes well. Nothing illegal or cool as fuck, don’t worry. And today I’m taking care of my SNAP bullshit so I can go back to buying sushi and fancy iced tea with my food stamps.
Why $30? Because I would really like to get one of the fancy five blade guys, because I want to get as close a shave as possible; with my hair texture anything less makes me look in the mirror and think, “Why do I fucking even bother?” And the one I have my broken little heart set on is $10 or so.
I have gone so fucking long without shaving. In my 6 years of homelessness I don’t think I have ever looked this sexy. But it’s starting to itch.
And I want to have a decent breakfast. A real, artery-hardening American breakfast. Semper Fi.
Venmo is preferred today. @allthetimesivedied
Creamsicle will be really happy if you send me money.
“I’m a whale!”
Bump!