Radioshack at its peak: "Yeah, we've got a weird transistor piece that maybe three hobbyists in the entire world need. Its in one of those tiny boxes in a shelf in the back of the store. Also, feel free to buy a shitty electric car that breaks inside ten minutes."

Radioshack in the aftermath of complete bankruptcy: "Women orgasming is good"

Christians: "I know why Radioshack went bankrupt"