I live down the road from a college and my apartment is surrounded by frat houses and haloween night was this guy all over my block. It was quite a show. First off, you cannot keep a shirt on these dudes after their third drink. Second, they are really really bad at drinking, just blasting down a wade boggs style of light beer in the stupidestly short time period, immediately getting into fights and both parties looking embarrassing as fuck cause they've only fought while playing hockey and always hockey fight instead of real fight and due to the amount of water they've consumed with their light beer they then begin barfing uncontrollably after getting a punch to the gut or just running around like a dork too much. Now I've gotten all kinds of wasted and cause numerous municipal issues. My friend and I used to drink bourbon I'm an alley all day and then do coke and go out at 3am and re-arrange pylons to direct traffic into construction or break store windows and other cool punk shit. These dudes aren't even cool party jocks I saw in movies, they're kids who can't hold their liquor wasting themselves out within 2 hours. This is 14 year old stuff.