Holy mackarel, you really know how to compliment an old posting fogey. You know what I tell my grand-kids? Take care of your grandfather. That's your most important job. No serious guys til you're 30, just take care of your grandfather.
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Credit to @happybadger for this gourmet al dente :spaghetti-code:
Hi, how are you? I hope you have a big fence around the house.
(This is an actual Joe Biden quote, intended as a compliment.)
the doc says my brain is like a microwaved tupperware container filled with cottage cheese and oatmeal
Listen, my Uncle Frank was a lot of things, but a drunk wasn't one of them. I won't have any dog-faced pony soldier stinking around on his legacy!
Listen Mack, a semi-colon was dropped and I have been parsing garbage ever since.