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Angel [any] to badposting • 8 months ago

I have a girlfriend

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I have a girlfriend

Angel [any] to badposting • 8 months ago
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and she is so blue

(just your casual reminder that this song exists)

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  • take_five_seconds [he/him, any]
    ·
    8 months ago

    i have a gf but uhhh she posts on another website

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    • dannoffs [he/him]
      ·
      8 months ago

      My GF posts on hexbear.ca, you wouldn't know her.

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    • Angel [any]
      hexagon
      ·
      8 months ago
      Plot twist

      I'm your girlfriend, but I'm pretending to be someone else just so you don't know I'm here

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      • take_five_seconds [he/him, any]
        ·
        8 months ago

        squidward-nervous

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  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
    ·
    8 months ago

    Song is part of my childhood.

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  • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]
    ·
    8 months ago

    YO LISTEN UP HERES A STORY

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  • christian [he/him]
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    8 months ago

    Blue are the feelings that live inside me.

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  • AcidMarxist [he/him, comrade/them]
    ·
    8 months ago

    And our most wet presidents did a cover

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    • Tachanka [comrade/them]
      ·
      8 months ago

      Show

      it's so hecking reddit chungus wholesome 100 that the arch enemies can come together and paint themselves blue while bombing gaza

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    • HexReplyBot [none/use name]B
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      8 months ago

      I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

      • yewtu.be
      • inv.nadeko.net
      • yt.artemislena.eu
      • piped.video
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