Me: having a nice chat with a coworker, gossiping about other co-workers, shooting the shit
Coworker: Don't you hate how everyone gets so offended now? Like I cant even say 'Gay' anymore without getting cancelled!
:screm-a: You're a 30 year old why do you have the same opinions as my 65 year old mom. I hate american conservatism
“Yeah, you can’t even take a giant steamy dump on the American flag while publicly masturbating to ritualistic Satanic porn and loudly yelling, ‘Fuck me harder, Jesus’ at the bus stop outside of a retirement home without someone getting upset.” ~ Me in that situation if I wasn’t worried about getting reported to HR and potentially fired