Source: rare reddit W

I know the news about it is old, but this is some good shit, especially about recent updates on the syndrome being possibly fake https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/people-with-havana-syndrome-show-no-brain-damage-or-medical-illness/

Anyways, here goes the song

Havana, ooh na-na

Got a pounding headache in Havana, ooh na-na

They're studying my brain at east Atlanta, na-na-na, ah

Oh, but my headache's from Havana

It was created by the Cuban Bruce Banner

Havana, ooh na-na

It started with that chirping noise

(Might just have been crickets)

But I think it was Castro's his new toys

(felt like - shots in the dozens)

Felt like a jackhammer in a minute

(That summer night)

And the Dr says it was a microwave

It got me feelin' like…

AHHH, AHHH-AHHH-AHHH-AHHH-AHHH-AHHH-AHHH

I knew it when I felt it, the Cubans turned me into a hot pocket

Got me feelin’ like AHHH, AHHH-AHHH-AHHH-AHHH-AHHH-AHHH-AHHH

And then I left the island, I had to go

Oh na-na-na-na-na

Havana, ooh na-na

Got a pounding headache in Havana, ooh na-na

They're studying my brain at east Atlanta, na-na-na, ah

Oh, but my headache's from Havana

My headache's from Havana

Havana, ooh na-na

(Epstein)

Just graduated, fresh from campus, man

Fresh out of old D.C with no manners, damn (Fresh out D.C)

Bump him off if he talks, like a traffic jam

Hey, imma pay that dictator for Uncle Sam (Here you go, ayy)

Back it on me (Back me up)

Media cravin' on me, making P.R for me (making P.R for me)

They waited on me (And what?)

Shawty coupin' for me, got the mercs for me (Wait up)

This is history in the makin', homie (Homie)

Point blank, close range, Haiti (Tah, tah)

If it was a coup, it come from me (That's me)

I was gettin' mula, baby

Havana, ooh na-na

Got a pounding headache in Havana, ooh na-na

They're studying my brain at East Atlanta, na-na-na, ah

Oh, but my headache's from Havana

My headache's from Havana

Havana, ooh na-na

Ooh na-na, oh, na-na-na (Ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)

Give me money like...

Ooh na-na, oh, na-na-na (Yeah, babe)

Give me money, money, money like...

Ooh na-na, oh, na-na-na (Yeah, yeah)

Give me money, money, money like...

Ooh na-na, oh, na-na-na (Yeah, babe)

Give me money, money, money

Hey, hey...

Ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh (Hey)

Ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh (Hey)

Give me money because of Havana...

Havana, ooh na-na

Got a pounding headache in Havana, ooh na-na

They're studying my brain at East Atlanta, na-na-na, ah

Oh, but my headache's from Havana

My headache's from Havana

Havana, ooh na-na

Oh, na-na-na (Oh, na, yeah)

Oh, na-na-na

Oh, na-na-na (No, no, no, Give me money)

Oh, na-na-na

Havana, ooh na-na