https://www.pcgamer.com/bmw-owners-are-figuring-out-how-to-pirate-their-heated-seats/

    • Thordros [he/him, comrade/them]
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      2 years ago

      Broke: no heated seats because your fancy BMW makes you pay a subscription fee and you're mad.

      Woke: no heated seats because you can't afford a new car.

      Bespoke: no car because you spliced a space heater into the cigarette lighter and started an electrical fire