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Google Doodles peaked 15 years ago. It's all been downhill since this masterpiece.

I guess this religion had some prophecies in it, too.

I despise the fact that I am able to retype this from memory. Let me know if I make any mistakes.

they need to do way instain mother who kill their babbys because these babbys cant fricked back? it was on the news this mroing: a mother in ar who had kill her three kids. they are taking the three babbys back to new york to lady to rest. my parry are with the father who lost his chrilen. i am truly sorry for your lots.

e: It's kind of like how I know the names of a lot of colors, as long as they're in the same order as Joseph's Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat.

I'm sorry, but if you didn't vote Wukong: Unwoke Booba and Rootyy Tooty Western Shooty as game of the year decade century ever ∞, in every category, you're woke. I don't make the rules.

I'm the corncob emoji.

Thank you!

Fetterman associates the far left with shitposters who joked about his stroke.

Nah dude, we were empathetic—not supportive, but understanding—when you were saying things that weren't monstrous. Now that you've come out swinging as a monster, you don't get that basic human decency anymore.

SOMA. The implications of the technology in that game are horrifying.

The game's basic conceit is you're a white dude from downtown Toronto who got a brain injury in a car accident, and you're going in for an experimental brain scan. Flash of light, and suddenly it's 100 years later and you're wandering around in a station with monsters in it.

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I'm more partial to démon.

But fellow anglos know what that means, so calling him an asshole is probably better.

Barely. I'd describe it as Cryptobro Twitter. Its primary purpose is facilitating Bitcoin transaction bullshit, with a thin veneer of social media painted on top.

It constantly blows my mind that we could turn off just one type of treat machine for a year, and permanently end food insecurity globally. Same for preventable and curable diseases.

repose en pisse enfoiré

Layton wasn't even that great of a leader, if we're being honest. The only reason the NDP performed well under him is because he copied Obama's homework after 2008, and both the Liberals and the Bloc completely shit the bed during the 2011 election.

I think it's extremely cool that the PM can just turn off democracy if he gets unpopular.

Good! That makes his name cool as hell!

"Prime Minister Mute Egede"?

Sounds like a goddamn Metal Gear villain name.

It's because western authors are cowards. There's Korea, and Occupied Korea. There's China, and Occupied Taiwan.

You get the idea.

Please make this happen. I had the same thought, but I'm definitely even worse at image editing.

GOOD post