"There are Arabs living in my walls, stealing money out of my wallet. They got my millions! Send lethal aid!"

• Grandpa Israel

As Juice says: don't drill a hole in your head.

Unlimited bandwidth¹.

¹ Limits apply. No, we will not tell you what they are.

Je suis Charlie un génocidaire.

To be clear, it's not technically pedophi—

100%. I forgot this. Microsoft made this impossible to do without opening a command prompt during install, disabling internet, and rebooting. There are 3rd party guides available.

This is weirdly easier on the Home version. Just pretend you're a stupid asshole, and keep entering a username when it asks for an email to a Microsoft account. It eventually gives up and just lets you make a local account.

This is basically my partner's job with less steps.

Boss: "Did you SEO the kanban scrum synergy for today's stand-up agile AI?"

Them: "Check it out, I made a pivot table."

Every Manager in the Org:

the only real attacks on it's soil in the last 100 years being a military attack on a naval base in Hawaii and a couple of targeted terror attacks

Incidentally, your first example wasn't on American soil—occupied Hawaii was not absorbed into the Union until 1959.

Comrade grocery store line guy, welcome to the Home of Sexuals. We have blanket forts and (optional, consentual) snuggles. It fuckin rules.

What's difficult to understand? I can feel enmity for two different people, for different reasons, at the same time.

do the opposite of what wall street wants, problem solved.

It doesn't actually matter what the economic problem is, this is nearly always the solution.

habibi

I still have no idea what that means, but I get called that when I pick up my order at the Palestinian kebab shop. I just assumed it meant "bro" or "buddy" or something. I always just respond with, "thanks, brother (or other pronoun, depending on who's got my heart attack wrap in a bag)".

hahahaha penis

um, excuse me, but as a white man, this makes me feel empathy

UNACCEPTABLE!

As with all garbage scam ads, for time immemorial, they are garbage on purpose. Why waste your time with vaguely credulous people, when you can narrow it down to the most vulnerable and incredulous population possible?

You don't fall for the obvious scam because you aren't the target. Your grandpa, or your neurodiverse friend, are the target.

I make chili and cornbread in industrial vats. We tell you that it's vegan, but the beanis are actually the ground up remains of beanis posters from badposting.

(I'm kidding, of course. Making Jeff Bezos see my hog is a feature of AWS, not a defect.)

It really depends on how many devices you're talking about. Two is infinitely better than zero, but not ideal. If you've got several devices at several locations syncing files, I don't see how that's much worse than a cloud service. And amazon can't look at my Weiner pics that way.