Wow. Who could have predicted that the, "What if we dropped acid, then had a bukkake party?" magazine would eventually turn to the hard right a couple decades later?

Or virtually any local newspaper in Canada, since nearly all of them are also owned by Postmedia. Which is owned by American finance ghouls.

Ahahahaha, they named their supermissile after the evil ninja from GI Joe?! What a bunch of dweebs.

Yes. Duck tape came first. The original iteration of the product was cotton duck cloth with an adhesive backing.

He was on Oprah.

Man, Starship Troopers is so cool! I want to be a Citizen!

wow do you know cursive as well

Yes I can curse fuck you.

If it weren't for my kids needing to be at certain places at certain times (e.g. school, haha, nerds!), my sleep schedule would be dictated entirely by which appointments I have this week.

That's fake news, stop spreading false rumors. The next sequel has already been greenlit.

3 Gladiator 3 Furiosa will integrate The Gladiators into the Mad Max Cinematic Galaxy.

It's gonna be like in Factorio when you launch a nuke out of a rocket launcher a few meters away, and everything will be fine if you run really fast as soon as you fire it.

A majority of Americans want the federal government to provide free universal healthcare. Whatever, fuck those people. We need to cater to the right.

A majority of Americans want the federal government to stop the genocide in Gaza. Whatever, fuck those people. We need to cater to the right.

A majority of Americans want the federal government to stop corporate price gouging. Whatever, fuck those people. We need to cater to the right.

Should we fight for any of those positions? Fuck off, this election loss is the fault of Russia and Gen Z, who are racists.

Tell me you've never been to the gym without telling me you've never been to the gym.

I related news, I (and several other men) recently learned that the air dryers closer to the ground are not actually intended to be a "ball dryer". They are installed for accessibility reasons.

I would also imagine Tate is aware of this. I could imagine him saying as much and just framing it as a good thing. “Admiring women is a homosexual act” or whatever.

He has said this, nearly verbatim. Repeatedly. Sex with women for pleasure is gay af now in the Tate-o-sphere. Procreation only!

Well, that explains the badass party and/or revolution in that new Lil Nas X video.

That's the one. The joke is that the photo isn't of a Confederate leader—it's Friedrich Engels.

This news is extremely exaggerated. According to the same source, it's going to take them years to pull the train all the way there.

Russia is retaliating against the Russians for blowing up Nordstream, by Russia cutting the Internets cable.

High level summary: A bunch of nerds got into a slapfight about who's project is less secure, or who's project is run by the feds. Some guys got doxxed or swatted, a few stepped away from their projects and left social media, and that's about where we are today. It's largely a bunch of clout-chasing nonsense.

I don't know which of them should be more embarrassed.

Yeah, agreed. Definitely don't do that. We don't have to lie to make the Zionist project look evil—they proudly give us more free ammunition than we could ever use.