I thought I’d throw this out there, but feel free to dunk on my capitalist/failed capitalist tendencies as you wish.

I had plans to drive with a friend to the Chapo Trap House show tonight in Portland, but they ended up in the hospital a couple days ago and it turns out they won’t be able to make it. Ticket prices were $25 plus fees, but I’m just looking for some gas money at this point. $20 even and the ticket is yours.

Alternatively, if you want to hedge your bets I’ll probably just try to find someone at the venue who could use an extra ticket and give it away if I get no offers ahead of time. In fact, I'd be happy to make a waitlist if there are any people angling in that direction 😁 Cheers!

Update:

Ticket sold, could still try to eat the e-ticket on my phone but it would be stolen valor :liberty-weeping:

    • hypercube [she/her]
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      2 年前

      specifically: stand up during the show and eat it in front of everyone. power move

      • TheOldRazzleDazzle [he/him]
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        2 年前

        should I make an announcement first--something along the lines of, "stop the show! everyone stop the show"?

        clearly I'd then have to wait until the confused spotlight operator swivelled to me before making my strike.

        • hypercube [she/her]
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          2 年前

          fuck, that was a good plan but you squandered it. fwiw eating your phone would absolutely still be a Power Move, but probably quite a bit harder