but does it really need to sing me a fucking 10 minute song when its done? like bitch who the fuck even are you? who asked you???
YOURE A BOX STFU
i dont need to RUN to the dryer the god damn second its done drying i fucking heard you, its laundry, i dont give a fuck, ill get it tomorrow ding a ling ding da da da ding ding dong!~~~~ fuck you
I keep wanting to rig up a light/visual cue system with a doorbell for my front door, like I think people with hearing issues use. but I keep forgetting to actually look deeply into it. or like one for when something crosses into the yard and what direction it's coming from. like a little mirror display in certain rooms that shows what boundary was crossed.
that would be so hysterically paranoid, but fun for like discouraging solicitors, like momos or JWs. yanking the door open just as they step onto the porch like I have preternatural abilities.
that would be so hilarious, but since it's also silent, I could ignore it easier.