This gave me flashbacks to being a new Kerbal Space Program player.

Someday I'll rescue Jeb from his awkward Solar orbit.

Then you remember that he's in a 2'407'100 km void.

I did the perfect shot, but then it just move out of the way >=\

Yeah well escape velocity >: (

YOU DO IT

And with the gravity well it's even larger than that

Do not underestimate the amount of "Hold my beer" that people possess. :-P

You could easily fuck it up more. Like, shoot in the opposite direction, or shoot for the sun. Hell, you could just blow the rocket up altogether. Guys, it’s so easy to fuck it up waaayyy more.