So i skipped a UA today because it will almost certainly come up positive for Fent or maybe heroin. What's the best bullshit I can come up with if my officer asks why I missed the original date of the UA? I plan on making it up in a few days once this shits out of my system and then never touching the shit again, at least until i'm off supervision. Was just going to tell her I didn't have the money to test for a couple days (Which is true, I barely have money for gas to get to work, let alone pay 22$ for their bullshit tests). Not sure how that would fly tho.

Any ideas from the mostly smart people here?