So i skipped a UA today because it will almost certainly come up positive for Fent or maybe heroin. What's the best bullshit I can come up with if my officer asks why I missed the original date of the UA? I plan on making it up in a few days once this shits out of my system and then never touching the shit again, at least until i'm off supervision. Was just going to tell her I didn't have the money to test for a couple days (Which is true, I barely have money for gas to get to work, let alone pay 22$ for their bullshit tests). Not sure how that would fly tho.
Any ideas from the mostly smart people here?
In the nursing subreddit, I saw someone say they called out of work by taking a felt pen to one of the at-home COVID tests and drawing a positive line.
acidic drinks also work (at least for some of the tests?) - like coke or orange juice should do it. Just a few drops on the tester, no coloring involved.
Yeah, faking a Covid test seems the best way to go. Then proactively make them aware.
It's a great use of the Diarrhoea Technique. Whenever I want to get out of something, I explicitly say I have diarrhoea. It's too embarrassing to lie about or question further. You can't diarrhoea your way out of a drug test but COVID causes it along with fatigue so BAM was too busy shittin' my bed.
Are your tests supervised?
I can send you some dried urea/fake piss powder that I've used on every pre-employment screening for the last 5 years.
Fuck yeah they are. Somebody stands there and watches you piss, like 2-3 feet behind you.
go on the run. become the next :dorner:
we will always remember your name soldier.
