:will-fancy: "Oh, wait, wtf? He's Catholic? Get the fuck out of here Virgil."

:matt: "I should have know he was up to no good when he kept handing me all those danged tiny crackers."

:felix-linus: "Oh yeah, I heard about Virgil being Catholic a while ago. But I was using his PlayStation account so I didn't want to make a big deal of it."

:amber-snacking: "You all should have asked him for indulgences when you had the chance."