Being capital-C-Catholic is just about drinking red wine, have a natural tan, being nominally sexually repressed but very sexual at the same time, and keeping contact with your parents.

  • usernamesaredifficul [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    I remember once my school had this weird evangelical guy come in to give a talk about how everyone goes to hell no matter what no exceptions.

    Anyway I was 4 and that was how I was introduced to the concept of death would not reccomend

    • The_Walkening [none/use name]
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      2 years ago

      We had a lady that came in to tell us to never have sex because everyone has herpes (like seriously they don't even test for it in lots of STD tests), and you don't want to get herpes now do you?

      • usernamesaredifficul [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        I can beat that my sex education consisted of being instructed to perform a minstrel show about the subject by a man who would go on to become a far right politician.

        the lesson was cancelled halfway through as he didn't think we were taking his instructions seriously enough

        • The_Walkening [none/use name]
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          2 years ago

          No way! My music teacher made us do a minstrel routine in like 3rd grade. She even explained the whole thing ( except the blackface).