I work with the cops here sometimes and I like showing them pictures of how much better cops do their job in other places. Like, most places in asia they just use something like dog catching sticks the poud has and everyone is just fine. Imagine the 3k tazer that doesn't work half the time replaced with a fancy pool skimmer.
Sucks to suck pigs.
Aren't there some places in the Middle East and SE Asia which still assign their police wicker shields like the ones King Xerxes' army had?
I hope so that sounds rad. Also perfectly effect for modern situations