• came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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    3 months ago

    now all they need to do is copy starbucks by squirting some coffee into a 1400 kcal chocolate milkshake and they can offer the complete american breakfast landscape.

    which could only be outdone by someone solving the physics-defying logistics of multiple trips to an All You Can Eat Breakfast Bar and the commuter convenience of a Drive Thru.

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
      hexagon
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      3 months ago

      the physics-defying logistics of multiple trips to an All You Can Eat Breakfast Bar and the commuter convenience of a Drive Thru.

      "You gotta move back a little more. A little more. And now move a little to your right... Okay. Good. Ready?" says the service worker to the customer. The customer gives the thumb's up and the 5,000 calorie fast food catapult is initiated.