It's basically just a drink to myself. I don't mourn any life before children, but please, stop reaching into my cup and pulling ice out or getting little floaty bits of food in my water.

  • hi_communism_im_dad [he/him]
    hexagon
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    2 years ago

    My restroom habits have changed so much since I've had kids. I used to never use any public restroom, just not what I did. Now I've been in every public restroom in the county, they always have to go.

    These kids are near feral and piss outside as often as indoors, so I'm also constantly telling them not to pee in the grass at the playground. Good kids, though.