Pussy so good it gives you cold and clammy pale blue skin, limp arms and legs, loss of consciousness, vomiting and then death;

IMF_DOOM [she/her] · edit-2 9 months ago

Beaver [he/him] · 9 months ago

Pussy that slays cops on contact?

CredibleBattery [he/him, comrade/them] · 9 months ago

IMF_DOOM [she/her] · edit-2 9 months ago

i bust a gut laughing at this smh, now i cant stop reading it in his voice smh

aaro [they/them, she/her] · 9 months ago

this likely won't come as a surprise but femtanyl is the name of a furry and presumably trans breakcore artist on SoundCloud

https://m.soundcloud.com/femtanyl

IMF_DOOM [she/her] · 9 months ago

mfw someone already came up with the same shitty pun as me:

TheSpectreOfGay [he/him, she/her] · 9 months ago

i have this effect on people

Magician [he/him, they/them] · 9 months ago

Thought you were describing a succubus at first

booty [he/him] · 9 months ago

nah id prefer to imagine you at least get to be warm with a succubus

Zoift [he/him] · 9 months ago

eyes narcan OWO whats dis?

buh [she/her] · 9 months ago

FourteenEyes [he/him] · 9 months ago

I am definitely safe from this terrible fate

Ram_The_Manparts [he/him] · 9 months ago