I'm a comedy genius
Alright everyone we need to shut the site down, no future post will ever top this
Hi, I'm internet celebrity and very serious person Mr Dr Jordan Bernt Peterson PhD.
I definitely don't like feet.
We'll see who cancels who.
:peterson-pill-dinner: Up yours, woke podiatrists! We’ll see who shoes who!
Did you know there's a site called wikifeet and as a part of making a similarly unhinged post, I found out jbp is on it.
Why would you ruin my day by telling me that. There are things people just shouldn't know :agony-consuming:
I'm at just the right level of exhaustion that I thought you meant he was a member of the Foot Clan from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Now I'm just picturing Krang being like "How could you fail to capture the turtles Shredder? I gave you 12 Rules for Life!"
Jordan B. Peterson except his name is Jordan B. Yeeterson and he gets catapulted with a trebuchet
Michael B. Jordan and Jordan B. Peterson hybrid. Jordan B. Jordan.
