Jesus: is crucified

Catholics: “Look at how good this Friday is”

Getting brutally tortured and crucified sounds like a pretty terrible Friday to me. An actual Good Friday would be like, Jesus getting high with his buddies and playing Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2 on the PS1 while eating pizza.

Can someone please explain this.

EDIT: How about “Good Friday” but it’s Jesus getting high with Ice Cube and Chris Tucker.

  • TraschcanOfIdeology [they/them, comrade/them]
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    7 months ago

    Yeah yea.

    Another thing: isn't a second in hell supposed to feel like an eternity? So even if you died 5 minutes before Jesus did, it felt like forever while he came down to pull you out of there. Double fucked

    • Lemmygradwontallowme [he/him, comrade/them]
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      7 months ago

      I mean, regardless, won't ppl like yk, kinda phase out in hell... I mean, there's a point in which that torture and torment just kinda bores you in your mind, and just acts simultaneously as a secondary torture and peace...

      Either way, I guess for them, those decades where nothing happens turned into weeks where decades happen...

      Note: Idk about you, but I thought the non-Christian dead would be stuck in purgatory or at least in limbo, which isn't really hell but rather a special administrative area of hell....