Jesus: is crucified
Catholics: “Look at how good this Friday is”
Getting brutally tortured and crucified sounds like a pretty terrible Friday to me. An actual Good Friday would be like, Jesus getting high with his buddies and playing Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2 on the PS1 while eating pizza.
Can someone please explain this.
EDIT: How about “Good Friday” but it’s Jesus getting high with Ice Cube and Chris Tucker.
Huh. Totally thought it was canonical. My bad!
Though, uh, "free will is apocryphal" doesn't really contradict my point? If there isn't free will in angels or humanity then it's all just God playing with his dolls.
Well, as I should say, it's up in the air... free will, in this case, could just not necessarily be exclusive to humanity...
It still leaves the problem of God being all-knowing and perfect.
He created the Serpent fully knowing that the Serpent would go on to tempt humanity and cause the Fall.
Why not just not create the Serpent? Seems pretty intentional to me, even if the Serpent had free will.