Jesus: is crucified

Catholics: “Look at how good this Friday is”

Getting brutally tortured and crucified sounds like a pretty terrible Friday to me. An actual Good Friday would be like, Jesus getting high with his buddies and playing Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2 on the PS1 while eating pizza.

Can someone please explain this.

EDIT: How about “Good Friday” but it’s Jesus getting high with Ice Cube and Chris Tucker.

  • Lemmygradwontallowme [he/him, comrade/them]
    ·
    7 months ago

    https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Isaiah 45:7&version=KJV note that's not me picking KJV, they default to it.

    and there's ordering the genocide of the amalakites, instructions for how to scam your slaves into not being a temporary deal, the child sacrifice "test"... textual crimes of god in the "good book" would take several hours to go over if you want all of them.

    walter-breakdown

    Ok, on second thoughts... I'd change my mind on that...