Jesus: is crucified

Catholics: “Look at how good this Friday is”

Getting brutally tortured and crucified sounds like a pretty terrible Friday to me. An actual Good Friday would be like, Jesus getting high with his buddies and playing Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2 on the PS1 while eating pizza.

Can someone please explain this.

EDIT: How about “Good Friday” but it’s Jesus getting high with Ice Cube and Chris Tucker.

  • SpiderFarmer [he/him]
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    6 months ago

    I think the purpose is to eat as much fried fish as possible, or at least it was when I was Catholic. I'm actually excited for Easter, but only because I gave up sweets for lent.