I was giving myself communion, the last major act of Jesus before praying and being betrayed by Judas. I thought that on Good Friday this was a good symbolic parallel since I, as the One True Leftist of Hexbear, was betrayed by all you libs. But then I realized that giving myself communion and seeing a personal relationship to religion without a professional clergy meant I was a radical protestant. And we all know from Max Weber that Protestantism is responsible for capitalism. Meaning that me, the one true leftist, has already been reincorporated into capitalism.

Abba, father Marx, why have you forsaken me!!