A: :corn-man-khrush:

B: :country-girls-make-do:

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I just stick it in my mouth and suck on it.

Lasts for hours.

I cut the corn off the cob with a knife.

Typewriter, I'm not even opening those images :soviet-huff:

Its obviously A and no one but the bourgeois pigs eats it like B

With the tiny corn-shaped utensils

If you do it like B then you can just rotate the cob and use one row of teeth to scrape the corn away. A just sounds like effort.

If you see someone eating it like B, that's a sure sign that they're a lizard person.

C: pluck off each kernel individually

the proper way to eat the corn is to pop it

What if you eat corn the long way?

My god, I had never even imagined that there were sickos who eat corn horizontally

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JLM1ziM6pY