"haha this language is pretty similar to english and..."

a) "... what a clown deeply unserious language"

b) "... maybe I can already speak some dutch"

(a) seems to be doing the rounds a lot but you'll probably eventually realise a bunch of the people laughing are petty nationalist anglos and the end of (b) you'd already started learning another language 🤷‍♀️

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