Now listen here kid, there's about as many proletariat in the imperial core as there are virgins in a cat house!
The labor aristocrats of the first world will scarf up treats like a kid in a candy shop after close, and they'll step over a stiff in a shallow grave to do it!
Your goose will be cooked, served and eaten like it's Easter Dinner if you bet your boots on first world revolution sonny!
The lying mainstream media wants you to believe I can't talk like an old-timey newspaper guy, but folks? They don't want me to tell you this - they told me not to say it - but I'm actually the best at talking like an old-timey newspaper guy. No one has ever talked as good as me!