Me once I get in office: expels all straights from the country

  • ashinadash [she/her]
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    6 months ago
    More cursed shit

    It's solid, I did have a laugh whilst holding my head and murmuring "What the actual fuck am I reading, what an awful day to have eyes". If pressed, I'd have said that cishet women have to watch their men be ANALLY EMASCULATED, which is A) extremely crass, but B) leaves the man-stealer open to be anyone the reader can envision: trans lady with a strap-on? World's funniest transmasc enby? The possibilities are endless! "Person with phallus" feels limiting, I guess. I can see your logic & I do appreciate this bit, atrocious & horrifying as it is.

    07 You make me wonder if I should try posting my critique of the vivisection smut here...

    • Anne_Teefa
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      6 months ago

      vivisection smut Idk what all this entails but I'm definitely imagining something like someone in the process of doing a meatotomy (I think that's how it's spelled).

      Otherwise yeah. It is a bit limiting. So I've posted before about it, I've never been pegged. I've taken dick and love it but it's like a whole thing. Like it has to be a certain girth so I can even imagine having a handsfree orgasm. I also like giving pleasure. A lot. So because I know there are nerve endings in a penis I'm going to enjoy bottoming for a penis haver (if they're girthy enough). Now I've heard it's still pleasurable for someone who's been afab to use a strap-on. I just know I ain't sucking on it because it's like cranking a box filled with sand, doesn't really do anything imo. Like it'd lube it up, but I'd rather actual lube so I don't get a tear. I'd be open to it but have only met one woman who offered (who was also bi and didn't try to erase my sexuality, but also think she didn't like me slowly feeling out my flamboyance, so there's that) but as I get porked by the real thing I declined, plus I was always busy getting her to climax anyways. So I think it comes down to my limited experiences and trying to rush through a post.

      • ashinadash [she/her]
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        6 months ago

        OKAY WOW TMI ✨

        volcel-police volcel-judge spray-bottle

        Don't get what causes allos to be so weird and oversharey like this. I'd get shamed out of a room for oversharing about some totally harmless special interest, and yet. It's beyond strange, like not only did I not ask for sex life details, I also did not volunteer any of my own. Why do allosexuals think it's normal to describe their personal kinks or sex acts or whatever at people, in graphic detail, appropos of nothing? Is that normal? Horrifying reality, not how it should be.

        I will not ever question the wisdom of the volcel people's vanguard again.

        • Anne_Teefa
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          6 months ago

          How was it appropos of nothing? We were talking about blowing out some theoretical dudes back and I shared my ignorance and flaws when it comes to the totality of sexuality and reasons why that might be. Idk man. Back to lurking.

          • ashinadash [she/her]
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            6 months ago

            Were we, allos are just built different. Don't seem to have the disconnect between "discussing sex things at a remove" and "instantly horny and overpersonal", I guess. Woes of asexuality.

            Ngl, I read less than a sentence of your comment. I ain't gonna read that. My comrade in christ, doing a goofy bit does not imply that I desire to hear your sexual history.

            I'm not trying to be incredibly cruel, I'm not a complete asshole, I simply have boundaries when it comes to talking sex, which I guess are different to every othet person's.

            • Anne_Teefa
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              6 months ago

              I'm not horny though. I'm just talking about sex and sexuality and yes a little sexual history as it does shape experience and my being. Go off though. Literally gonna delete everything and won't be back. Be better for everyone I suppose.

              • ashinadash [she/her]
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                6 months ago

                I did not ask & given that I'm pretty sure I have a right to feel weird about it.