Chud fiction heroes: statue-like monolithic beings that only have "too cool for you" weaknesses and deep internal characterization contradictions that are minimized by the plot.
Leftist fiction heroes: dumpy alcohol-sponge-like fluidic beings that are defined by their weaknesses and have deep internal characterization contradictions that are the plot.
Chud fiction heroes: statue-like monolithic beings that only have "too cool for you" weaknesses and deep internal characterization contradictions that are minimized by the plot.
Leftist fiction heroes: dumpy alcohol-sponge-like fluidic beings that are defined by their weaknesses and have deep internal characterization contradictions that are the plot.