Look, I wish we could flush the toilet too, but we have to be realistic and work with the choices we have.
Peepee might not be perfect but do you really think poopoo isn't worse?
If you don't vote I'll be happily waving as you wrinkle your nose and say "Eww!" at the poopoo!
a vote for weewee is a vote for poopoo
you have to vote for 99% doodoo or else you get 100% doodoo
wrinkle your nose and vote peepee