I’ve never had an Impossible burger before cuz I feel like it would feel like I’d be eating meat
It sort of tastes like meat, but it tastes like the kind of shitty fast food burger meat that, itself, doesn't really taste like meat. It's perfectly acceptable, not terrible or anything. Still prefer a good bean burger though.
I’ve also heard that it “bleeds” like real meat
This is true, it's really gross and pink and weird.
and smells like it too when cooking
This part is (I think kind of famously) not true though. It smells really weird, some omnis compared it to dog food, and I can't really un-smell that. It's got this weird hint of dried dog food smell, like when somebody opens a bag of the stuff, not especially close to you but close enough that you know what it is.
Overall, a solid 4/10. Acceptable slop. Will provide calories, probably not much else.
It sort of tastes like meat, but it tastes like the kind of shitty fast food burger meat that, itself, doesn't really taste like meat. It's perfectly acceptable, not terrible or anything. Still prefer a good bean burger though.
This is true, it's really gross and pink and weird.
This part is (I think kind of famously) not true though. It smells really weird, some omnis compared it to dog food, and I can't really un-smell that. It's got this weird hint of dried dog food smell, like when somebody opens a bag of the stuff, not especially close to you but close enough that you know what it is.
Overall, a solid 4/10. Acceptable slop. Will provide calories, probably not much else.