a vampire that can only enter a house if invited by the rightful owner so he travels to Oklahoma to ask the Indian tribes to let him in the houses in America

  • Joker [none/use name]
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    2 years ago

    The indigenous tribes grant him access, vampires then forcefully decolonize turtle island. Happy ending for everyone but the mayos.

    It’s perfect, I’ll take thirty copies.

  • UlyssesT [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    That's actually an amazing premise. That's why /r/WritingPrompts on :reddit-logo: would absolutely hate it.

    • DragonNest_Aidit [they/them,use name]
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      2 years ago

      It sucks so hard how far that sub have fallen since it became popular, just mediocre fandom wish fulfillment crap made for bazingas. The first post I ever saw was something along the line "cannibalism is now legal" and the two story I remembers was abouta terrifying story of a person about to be butchered, and something quite macabre about a cannibal activist sacrificing themself to be eaten. It was pretty transgressive and experimental, but not too weird.

      The last time I set foot on that sub the top post was something like an askreddit question; "Redditors, your girlfriend is now like, a super hot supervillain" and the most upvoted story have a line so hilariously dumb that is still seared to my mind: "she slides down a pile of money bags".

      • UlyssesT [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        I hate how almost all of the "prompts" there are "hey fellow bazingas I have a quirky plot twist that I already wrote out for you too" which is not how writing prompts are supposed to work. It should be called /r/GhostWritersForFree because that's what it's used for, particularly for ELO~N fanfiction. The most cringe one I can remember when I dared to look was "ELO~N scientifically proves that the universe is a simulation by setting off thousands of nuclear weapons in space at the same time to cause a lag spike!"

        :soypoint-1: :nuke: :melon-musk: :nuke: :soypoint-2:

        If that's the prompt, what is left to write about it? Just make it one paragraph because everything it will ever be is already delivered. :agony-minion:

  • Cromalin [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    oklahoma wouldn't work. there'd still be so much country they couldn't visit. you need more visits

  • HoChiMaxh [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    This is a legit good idea I want to read this in comic book form