Bellevue, Apr 5 (Hexbear) - During a surprise live stream dubbed "Valve Time" Gave Newell (Valve Software) appeared to announce the release of "Half-Life 3" for sale exclusively on Valve's Steam storefront.
Newell stated the game will once again put players within the mind of long-time Half-Life protagonist "Gordon Freeman" and will feature a single player story taking place after the events of Half-Life 2 Episode 2.
Next day: Silksong is released.
Day after: Fortnite shuts downs and Epic Games is dissolved, Tim Sweeney is executed live on CNN for first, having a dumb last name, and second, for being a total piece of shit.