The retro lights, the plate and the carpet should also count, and everything matches color, so that's a four in the Kinsey scale.

Hold up, is that a scenter? That's a Kinsey-6

    • AcidSmiley [she/her]
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      2 years ago

      Orchids actually look like testicles, making them one of the manliest potted plants a bro can keep in his very masculine dude-lair. He should just make sure to put them in a manlier container properly reflecting the owner’s manpain, like an old ammunition tin, or the cracked skull of an enemy.

      Nice try tricking this redditor into an orchidectomy, tho, i approve.