I was drinkin a gallon of milk in an uber when a bunch of hexbear tankies pulled me out and started screamin “you cant do that its reactionary”. Of course I start cryin but that doesnt stop them no sir. They just start slappin my belly and sayin I should do the milk boy dance. I told them it would make me wet myself cause I had too much milk but they kept screamin “MAKE THE MILK BOY WET HIS PANTS. MAKE HIM DO THE MILK BOY DANCE” until I started spinnin and spinnin. The wetter I got, the louder they screamed.

@happybadger this must be preserved in site history