Acoustic Kitty is a CIA project launched by the Central Intelligence Agency Directorate of Science & Technology, which in the 1960s intended to use cats to spy on the Kremlin and Soviet embassies. In an hour-long procedure a veterinary surgeon implanted a microphone in the cat's ear canal, a small radio transmitter at the base of its skull and a thin wire into its fur.
Is this going to be Acoustic Kitty but much, much, much, much, much, much bigger?
The first time I heard about Acoustic Kitty - I was 100% sure it was pure copypasta shared by dipshit redditors. But I was wrong...
They're gonna put a directional mic in his trunk!