Yeah pigs are definitely some of my favorite animals, and maybe in an abstract sense using it as an insult is problematic and should eventually be phased out. But cops fucking hate it and that's more important to me for now
(editors note: I originally wanted this to be a bit referencing Obama's weird sexpest period in college but then I couldn't immediately nail the tone and gave up. So uhhh just imagine it's Obama and it's funny)
Everybody talks about state owned kitties but when are we gonna talk about the real need all Americans have? I am of course talking about State owned titties. Under my program, any citizen can get a pair of bolt-ons paid for by the state. For free! The titties will be repossessed after death, and can then be reapplied to any other willing citizen. Don't get your nipples twisted, titties for all.
AMLO NO, THE STRUGGLE SESSION
Outdoor cats can have little a salsa, as a treat
Oh my god shut the fuck up.
Whenever you see these nonces just send them the pics of Hitler with his dogs
I'm genuinely glad I've never had a Twitter account because I'm forced to just go on with my day.
love to psychoanalyze people who I only know exist through headlines, gotta be one of the great pastimes post- Johannes Gutenberg's big ink machine.
Pigs are beautiful creatures that I love and respect
But that doesn't stop me from using the word to mean something else
Yeah pigs are definitely some of my favorite animals, and maybe in an abstract sense using it as an insult is problematic and should eventually be phased out. But cops fucking hate it and that's more important to me for now
It used to be 'look for the Hitler or Harry Potter line', now it's all 'look for the Trump line'
These people will still be spouting off about how he ruined everything when we're in 2040
To be completely fair, it was very funny that he looked into the sun. Could have sworn we had an emoji for it.
He’ll still be the butt of eclipse jokes when it happens again in 2044.
AMLO seizing the means of purr-duction.
OUTDOOR CATS!!!
hyperactive immune cells of the city organism
The sparrows fuckin' deserved it
Los gatos del estato
People will say that Stalin was a rich man because he owned 9bababillions cats, but the cats were state-owned.
nationalize all kittens. and ducks while you are at it.
Aye, but they're not part of the national palace, eh?
(editors note: I originally wanted this to be a bit referencing Obama's weird sexpest period in college
but then I couldn't immediately nail the tone and gave up. So uhhh just imagine it's Obama and it's funny)
Everybody talks about state owned kitties but when are we gonna talk about the real need all Americans have? I am of course talking about State owned titties. Under my program, any citizen can get a pair of bolt-ons paid for by the state. For free! The titties will be repossessed after death, and can then be reapplied to any other willing citizen. Don't get your nipples twisted, titties for all.